6 truths of life


1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself...You hang in there sunshine, you're SPECIAL.

I know that this is an email, so #5 probably wont be true, but if it was an email, it just might be true.

1 comment:

Mother Goose said...

I had put this on my blog too, a while back. I thought it was funny.