7/19/08

6 truths of life

6 TRUTHS OF LIFE:

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.





2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.






3. The first truth is a lie.





4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.






5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.




6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.




I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself...You hang in there sunshine, you're SPECIAL.



I know that this is an email, so #5 probably wont be true, but if it was an email, it just might be true.

1 comment:

Mother Goose said...

I had put this on my blog too, a while back. I thought it was funny.